eyeshadowandcaffeine:

They really do know their audience

ostropest:

carfuckerlynch:

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

liveandletrain:

hotvampireadjacent:

This kitty looks so mad

Clawmydia

pastrytown:

iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

tenorbug:

Me everytime I open tumblr

ninawolv3rina:

My spouse when I asked if he’s been on tumblr recently:

funnytwittertweets:

cheddar-baby:

thefatedflowerchild:

jumpingjacktrash:

sirobvious:

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

fuck y’all for making me google this but also same

low-shear-velocity-province:

theswedishpajas:

Just take it from me.

It’s a Γ, he’s giving you gamma radiation.

coyotegirl-writer-s-block:

coyotegirl-writer-s-block:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

gotta Google something

ok yeah this is funny